This is the post from "Joy":
Wide Wide World of Web,
I am sorry to inform you that Josh is dead. We have been trying to plan a funeral for him but didn’t know who to invite. My name is Joy Darville/Hickey/Turner. I kidnapped Josh a while back but lets keep that between us. You’re cool right? Anyway, these names started poppin up and we found all this stuff on his computer so if you wanna come to a funeral we’re having for him, goddamn typing is a pain the ass, anyway, if you want to come to a funeral it’s gonna be next Saturday afternoon at three o’clock at that funeral home down by “Chubby’s U Rent Tools”. I don’t know the address but it’s the only funeral home in Camden and it’s owned by that guy with the mustache that looks like he didn’t wipe his face after drinking some chocolate milk. Just ask around. You’ll find it. If anyone messes with you tell 'em you know Joy and they'll let you alone.
By the way, I’m keeping this damn computer. Earl don’t want it and the kids may need it for school or to look at porn when they turn fourteen.
If any of you geeks knows how to get this thing to play Ms. Pac Man or let me watch videos of them hanging Saddam gimmie a shout on Dead Josh’s email:
whojackie@gmail.com Gotta go. Earl wants to see the fish again.