Matt Grant from London. Here we go ladies!

I am baaaaack for the British Bach.

Y'know, I think I watch the show for Chris Harrison at this point. He's the only normal one on the show after all this time.


And it's raining in LA!

Matt Grant seems to be quite a catch.

Not sure if I like this Matt Grant character.

Seems like a party boy. We'll see.

Let's meet the bimbos...er, ladies:


Amanda R, 27. Nice dress. seems normal.


Amy, 22, nanny. Diva.

Devon, 24, makeup artist.

Kristine, 32, personal trainer. Loved the dress.

Chelsea, 24, pharmaceutical sales.

Next limo:


Erin H, 24?, Event planner


Kelly, 24, medical sales. Seems normal.

Rebecca, 30, Attorney.

Denise, 30, former Bush Aide.

Erin S., 33, hot dog vendor.


Limo #3


Robin, 22, advertising coordinator

Ashlee, 22, singer/songwriter, in the too-short dress.

Alyssa, 24, biology student, too much boobage.

Michelle P, 28, admin assistant. Spunky.

Shayne, 22, actress. Yawn.

Limo #4:

Marshana, 27, fashion designer, in her own design

Amanda P, 27, law student, Renee Zellweger look alike.

Tamara, 23, cocktail waitress. Giddy.

Holly, 25, Children's book author. Seems sweet.

Tiffany, 33, real estate marketing

Last limo:

Carri, 25, church marketing. Love the dress. Hate the face.

Stacey, 26, Grad student. The sleaze of the bunch. And the drunk.

Lesley, 23, youth minister.

Michele R., 33, either interior designer or nurse...didn't see it.

Noelle, 26, photographer. A sucker for accents.



Let the drinking begin.

Okay, Matt does a good geek accent.

And Chris comes in with the first impression rose to kill the mood.


He arm wrestles with Chelsea the supposed arm wrestling champ. She wins, but I think he gave it to her.

He found it fun.


Denise starts talking politics with him...ugh. And she's a big Bush fan. So Carri crushes a beer can with her teeth to change the mood.

I can't decide which is worse for me.


Girls dancing...

A rock paper scissors champ, who loses.

Marshana is Miss Earth New York. Woo hoo.

And oh dear, Ashlee is singing. Time for the mute.

Amanda R has hiccups. But she didn't hiccup during her convo with him.


Michelle P is going to play the clarinet for him. Good grief.


The wild party continues after the break.

Stacey gets overconfident and tells Erin S to get away from her man.

Marshana calls her a bitch and a few other choice words.

Erin H calls her a whore to her face.


And Stacey has her had all over the guy when he sits next to her, even though he's not even looking at her.

She's delusional AND drunk.

And comes out and says his convo with Erin H is boring.


Erin S steals him away, and Erin H seems thrilled by that.

And sleaze gives him her undies. Because he had no pockets.


Thankfully, Stacey has sealed her exit.

Even before she passed out drunk in the bathroom.

Matt meets Shayne the actress and the first thing she asks is "do you like my dress?" Clearly, she's there for the exposure.

Heck, her whole family is actors. Her dad is Lorenzo Lamas.

I don't think she'll make the family visit.


Noelle seems cute. And real. Maybe too nice for the show.

Robin gets alone time. They speak a little French together.

And the first rose goes to.....Amanda R. The first one out of the limo. Yay, one of the normal ones!


And Chris comes out to spoil the fun.