Fave one liners from CSI Miami last night...

They're not in Kansas anymore, are they? — Horatio about the Kansas couple that wake up next door to a murder scene.

Call me anything you like. - suspect
How about killer? - Horatio

Angry enough to kill someone? — Horatio
It's an occupational hazard. — Audrey Yates
Don't I know it? - Horatio

We found your DNA south of her border. — Tripp, as he hands him a picture.
That's a picture of my wife! — Dan Becks

When these casts dry I hope to piece together a complete picture of the murder weapon. — Dr. Price
I would call that making a good impression — Calleigh

These women were horny soccer moms, cutting into my profits. — Audrey (a madam)
Profits. So I guess that means you're out of retirement. — Horatio

And for all your Calleigh and Eric fans out there...
Find the murder weapon yet? — Eric
Did you apologize yet? — Calleigh
I happen to know that Ryan sent flowers. — Calleigh
Of course he did. — Eric
Girls love flowers. — Calleigh

That's why I love this show.........NOT

Monk.... Why do I keep watching this show..hilarious!

It's the new drug..........Bad acting crack-Hocaine.....

Seriously......how this show does so well is beyond me.....and how it is part of the CSI/CSI:NY family is beyond me.....I stopped watching long ago......I tune in occasionally to lower my IQ......

And here I thought this show could not slide any further down that hill...

The writing, the acting, the storylines, are just the WORST.

But still, it's SO visually stunning. A cinematographer's dream.

(Assuming one can get past the Ho-Stance)

I, at first, hated this show because of the corniness and couldn't figure out why it was so popular. BUT after I started watching it more, I figured it out: the fact that it IS an ongoing trainwreck is what makes this show so hilarious and great! I'm now addicted to it.
It's like they're not even trying anymore - the one liners, the crazy awesome camera angles/colors, the outrageous fight sequences, and the fact that it has so little science in it that it can barely be called CSI anymore, all add up to possibly the best show ever to grace TV screens :)
If you don't watch it that often, you might not see this, but give it a try and you'll see what I'm talking about. You'll soon find yourself craving more of those classic David Caruso one-liners :)
I'm sure this show will go down in history as one the best and worst TV shows of all time.

I will admit to watching sometimes just for the awesome awfulness. I found myself wondering how those white lab jackets always looked pristine white and never ever wrinkled. Also how do these Crime scene investigators afford such designer clothes? And how come they wear them to the crime scene? I also think that somewhere in a locked room is a painting of David Caruso when he was young and handsome. The portrait has not aged but the upright and sometimes talking man continues to become more and more monstrous with each episode.

Plus they have all this cool equipment!!!!! I don't think Miami has that much money to afford all that equipment. I sometimes think when they say "oh I'll just run it through the infrared/microwave skin scraping analyzer and identifier which will connect to the worldwide database of all known criminals,potential criminals and those that didn't vote for Obama to find our stalker of hummers and white bikini girls on roller skates, that no one really knows what they are saying and that such equipment doesn't exist!

Especially in HD...when they do long shots of the hotels along the beach it is almost 3D....as for Horatio-isms that is all David Caruso ...the world's worst actor....his arrogance has driven his castmates crazy...the one who plays Caliegh has refused to be in scenes with him...they have appeared together twice in two years...I for one was very disappointed that Horatio's "death" was not for real....

AfineWhine...I wasn't aware of Caliegh not appearing with him, but it is visually stunning. I got my HDTV for christmas. Here we are all talking about CSI, but still watching it.

Is it true that it is the #1 show in the world?

There's alot of HDTV's!!!

Yes it's true...of course so was Baywatch...go figure....